Cobwebs and chocolate

Ok so right now, while ,I'm being a piggy and mnhing a crunchie on the ounce and watching the internship. Great right? Oh and let's not forget my dads snoring as the backround tunes. Yippee. Anyway iv decided that once I hit 600 page views I'll tell you owes.. I just need another twenty, so why not tell your friends about me? Like honestly people am I that boring and uninteresting that you can't focus in the good shit about me and not all these rumors, like honestly! Don't be so typical. Anyway today I'm going to shellers house and most probably sleeping there, knowing me. I think these oldies are having a braai or some shit like that, not much to my interest obviously because I sovenjoy sitting at a table watching old people think they're the shit while they drink a few bottles of wine and get out of hand. Not you just ?? Anyway, my bet is I'll probably be stalking her hot neighbour .. What gets better than that. Note the sarcasm. God the melodramatic moments of parenthood. I swear I'm raising my dad. As if. That reminds me my blackberry is being stupid and doing stupid stuff. Like im about to smash it's stupid keypad. So can NOT wait for my upgrade. Like I'm actually to excited, ohhhhhh. Another rapid subject change. JOSEPH MORGAN. Plays as kluas in vampire diaries and originals but I mean.. Who doesn't know that! Anways I was watching originals last night and oh my gobs sucker. Every five minutes I had to go change because., he was just.. To amazing for words. Like seriously I love the way he gets so intense.. Like Damon. Ahh excited goose flesh is popping up.. So I was thinking o myself while I polished my riding boots, why the hell did I never clean the horse shit out of the soles, do you know what month old horse shit smells like? Well I'll let you on in a little secret.. It doesn't smell very inviteing and if I ever had to smell it again I'd probably loose my nose due to the fact that it might shrivel up and die. Gob I'm in the mood for chocolate. Like how cool would it be if I could have a chocolate factory under my bed!?