Unicorns

Khloey jhonsons is just the one word I'm using as my comedy shot at the moment. This girl is so spun up on unicorns. Gobsmacker, I Love her. If in had a unicorn I'd name it Khloe just because. Do you think unicorns poop rainbows and pee butterflies? Now this is where society gets me up in a knot. I know. Once you haters read that you going to go on about how immature I am because I have an imaginations. Well you can go and suck your toenails because I don't care. I mean yes like who wants a unicorn and ish? But still.. It's only really messed up when your 40, dressing like a three years old and watching cartoons. Then you have a problem. But still we don't judge here, this is a no judging circle.

Exposed

Sunday selfies, nuttela hot chocolate and my blanket with Jeremy loops filling my ears. How could my day get better. Have had such a hectic weekend., had my hospitality practice exam on Saturday morning. Had to make 45 cheese and bacon muffins on Friday for Saturday and I had a match on Friday, played astro turf and lost. Not that I'm disappointed because it was my teams first time on astro whereas the school we played against only plays astro turf. So I'm  Actually very happy. And beside every time they scored a goal it was because my fucking sweeper was in front of me the whole time. Gosh I almost smashed her head open with my hockey stick. Anyway.. On top of that i wrote my first business and English exams to , I could actually keep going on about how shitty my day was but I have something else to tell you mosey knickers about! Anyway. Let's point out the obvious and start off with nick wulse and say that he's a pervert. But everyone already knows that. I could go on but this point is already boring and gosh I feel like I'd rather stare at a blank wall for hours on end than go on about Nick Wulfse  or Brad Glanville or even Darren Brandt. Who might I add. Is an asshole. Who doesn't want people to know we are together. But fluff Darren. I'd ask if hes that embarrassed to be seen with me but in actual fact I thinks it's cause he just doesn't want his fuck buddies to know about me. Because he's probably spinning the same bullshit to them as he is to me about being his one and only except that it's not working so well on his side, dude you're never going to get in my pants! So sorry buddy you've been exposed. You sweet talking twat. Okay I feel better now. Guys are so over rated, if I could stand it. Which I can't, I'd become lesbian but even that repulses me. It's fine. I'll just get a cat and live happily ever never after. Anyway I'm writing maths tomorrow and I feel like I'm sitting in a box where everything I learn is sucked straight out after I understand this shit.